Simpsons

damnthatswhatshesaid:

oh jesus is this a real thing

so that’s what i should’ve done whenever the teacher was about to call on me

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Synchronized swimming? More like demon birthing 101.

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I laugh at my own texts before i send them because I’m that damn funny.
The reason women will never be the ones to propose is.. as soon as she gets on her knees, the man starts unzipping.
Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.
organizationxiii:

 #Amelia don’t mess around #She’s onto your shit Doctor

your-bespoke-psychopath:

theillustriousmissjo:

what if like

the Doctor destroys River’s hat in series 7 as revenge for his hats

but then it turns out that this is a younger River who doesn’t hate the Doctor’s hats at all

but now she does because he killed hers

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paintdoktahwho:

my sweet sweet fez. you have finally been avenged.